nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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