Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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