he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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