Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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