do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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