lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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