your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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