She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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