Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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