So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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