Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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