what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
