Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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