Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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