Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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