I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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