Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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