Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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