school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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