Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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