Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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