So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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