My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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