New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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