i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
