If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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