I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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