if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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