you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I understand Curling. That high.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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