I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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