How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
im holly from the hills drunk
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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