yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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