Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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