Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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