the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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