he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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