no, he came in my armpit
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Randomize