So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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