I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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