The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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