i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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