dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Just pee around me
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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