You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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