Just mADE A PArabola og urine
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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