There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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