names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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