You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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