Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
whose ass print is on the piano?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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