Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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