Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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